Mouthgasm #vegan caramel and chocolate (at The Parlour)
|Fast-food Burger Ad:||Try our 6 1/2 pounder!|
|Fast-food Fish Ad:||Exactly 1,000 shrimp for $3.99!|
|Fast-food Chicken Ad:||Finger lickin'!|
|Barbecue Restaurant Ad:||Anthropomorphic pig eating ribs!|
|Steakhouse Ad:||If you don't eat here, the terrorists win!|
|Beef Industry Ad:||Eat me!|
|Pork Industry Ad:||No, eat me!|
|Chicken Industry Ad:||Fuck those guys; eat ME!|
|Vegan:||Hey, I made some spicy Thai tofu if you want--|
|Non-vegan:||OMG STOP SHOVING YOUR VEGANISM DOWN MY THROAT|
Anonymous said: Why are you vegan straight edge?
i wanted an excuse as to why i dont go out on the weekends
Tumblr, I have missed you so
Anonymous said: What does dragon fruit taste like?